Lightbulbs

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightblub? A: It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: CHANGE?!?!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Trick question, feminism doesn't change anything

preferably told by a woman Q: How many women's studies majors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Q: How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: You don't know, man! You weren't there!

Q: How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? A: None, the lightbulb contains within it its own seeds of revolution.