Dexter

So, Dexter lives across the hall from me this year. He is really friendly and seems pretty smart. Dexter is a good guy.

However, we were at wal-mart today, and Dexter says "You know who I really hate? Billy Mays. I hope that that guy dies. He is so annoying."

Well, Dexter, you got your wish. Two months ago. When Billy Mays died. I think that you are the only person that didn't hear.